About Me
Drop-out Computer Science student from Ohio, currently living in a shared Airbnb in Bali. Spent his tuition money on 150x leveraged shitcoin longs and "next-gen" NFT projects that went to zero. Wakes up at 2 PM, screams at his monitor because he got hardstuck Gold in Valorant, and blames the lag. Spends hours on Instagram liking Reels of Porsche 911s, commenting "manifesting this daily." Sits in a local café for 6 hours with a single cold brew, looking intense like he's coding the next big thing, but he's actually just scrolling through Reddit looking for iOS jailbreak tweaks.